There is a first time for everything.......
.....Including your first time using an outhouse. Today we went to pick my cousin up from church camp and he was at horse camp so the bathroom there was an outhouse. My almost three old nephew is working really hard at potty training so I took him to the outhouse to use the potty. Being a boy and not good at aim yet I had to remove his shorts and pull up and sit him backwards on the potty. Needless to say it was hot outside and as all outhouses do it was smelly. As he stared into the the deep abyss into which his potty was going he said that deep and its stinky. After accomplishing the great feat of putting peepee in the potty he reclothed and looking perplexed said:" Wheres the silver thingy" Try explaining to a potty training three year old that not all potties flush.